An Awful, Awful legacy 1.3 (Dept. of False Hope- Bad Religion)

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We start today off with this fairy and her cool wings.

 

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And Connor is working on another book, lord knows if i remember it or not.

 

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And a pregnant Karma is selling fruits and veggies to keep some income. That broom can’t be safe for the fetus.

 

Karma: “The magic helps it develop…”

 

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OH GOD PLEASE STEAL THAT!!! PLEASE!

 

Karma: “I am, I am.”

 

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I love you so much for stealing this

Karma: “You’re a kelptomaniac yourself aren’t you…”

No….*Hides stolen Mona Lisa*

 

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Lovely  extensions

 

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Then I look at this and I get really sad…*goes into a corner and cries*

 

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Oh look labor…and where is Connor during all this?

 

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In the bathroom at the library…quitting his job.

 

Connor: “YEAH THAT’S RIGHT I’M GONNA BE A FAMOUS AUTHOR!!”

 

Random lady: “Why is this guy in the ladies room?”

 

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Karma looks pretty happy for just going through labor….and look another fairy.

 

Karma: “They gave me the drugs…I have no idea what pain is right now.”

 

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *Falls on the ground laughing*

 

Nick: “Shut up…Peasant.”

 

Ok Fido

 

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And Connor does some sexy writing in his undies…at home.

 

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You really bounced back from the baby birth

 

Karma: “It’s basic sims biology..and you want to major in biology one day…tsk tsk tsk.”

 

I could delete you right now

 

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Bwo chicka wo wo

 

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Poor baby, his dreams must be like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4F0n9Qbclk

 

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Suddenly a wild birthday appears. This poor kid is exposed to his mothers half nakedness on his birthday.

 

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and his fathers.

 

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WHERE DID THIS HAIR AND SKIN TONE COME FROM!?!?!?!

 

Yorick is: a Virtuoso and a Loner.

His favorites: Dark Wave, Grilled Cheese, Lilac.

And he is a witch

 

Another Loner…

 

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Oh look another pregnancy

 

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Connor continues to work and ignore his child.

 

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Oh look he’s actually trying to teach him to walk…

I’ll be surprised if he evens learns to talk…

 

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And Karma ignores Yorick and tends her garden.

 

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And garden labor….Connor is close to finishing his next book…i’ll just leave you here…

 

Karma: “YOU BASTARD!!!”

 

You know I love you.

 

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OOOO Sparkley.

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Meanwhile Connor is Unchanged…

I’ll leave here to make it all suspenseful.

 

 

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An Awful Awful Legacy 1.2 (I Write Sins not Tradgedies- Panic! at the Disco)

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Welcome back with a picture of Karma’s Garden. This is going to be a very long chapter because for the past weekend and yesterday I haven’t had internet access I have up until their first kid becomes a child.

 

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Karma: “I love my garden!”

Yeah well its a full moon… have fun seeping.

 

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HAI THERE

 

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Enjoy the Grapes… I sprinkled them with asbestos.

 

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I found this in Karma’s inventory I daw’d

 

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Yes steal from the Altos….it’s not bad karma to steal from douches. It’s a Robin Hood esque thing.

 

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OH YES THEY’LL TOTALLY MISS THEIR TIKI TORCH…not

 

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Ah yes…a chair

 

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Oh well it’s a nice eating area.

 

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Ew, job hair….oh well she got a promotion

 

Karma: “Yay I can lose the horrid hair”

 

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Let’s visit the Altos again…..Nick is a werewolf apparently

 

 

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DO NOT STEAL THE DRAPES!!!

 

Karma: *Steals the drapes*

 

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Karma: *Steals the lilies*

 

Ok, those are nice…

 

Karma: “I know right!!”

 

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Please steal the couch, please steal the couch, please steal the couch

 

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*Long violent string of dirty words*

 

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I decided to put Karma’s Angler trait to good use.

 

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With all our ill gotten goods we built this atrocity.

 

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So Connor gave us an opportunity to deliver him some good fruits and vegetables. Maybe we’ll marry him.

Also you should probably be riding side saddle.

 

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This supernatural thing is getting out of hand…I like it.

 

Vampire cop: “MY SKIN IS LITERALLY MELTING OFF MY BODY!!!!”

 

Go inside dumbass.

 

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So in front of a restaurant and variable NPCs we propose to Connor.

 

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So with Connor’s cash we built this

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BOW CHIKA WOW WOW

That beard needs to be gone

 

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Meet Connor Arid in his new dapper look…

Connor: “I lerv it!!”

 

Traits: Loner, Unflirty, Absent-Minded, Good, Bookworm.

Favorites: Classical, Fish and Chips, Grey/Gray

 

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We couldn’t see the Altos tonight so we Visit Agnes Crumplebottom, who is a Witch (Thanks supernatural).

 

 

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Meanwhile Connor works on his LTW to be an author.

 

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Um..well

 

Agnes: *Is oblivious*

 

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Oh no how will she ever be happy with out that candle.

 

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PLEASE STEAL THE TV, PLEASE STEAL THE TV, PLEASE STEAL THE TV!!!

 

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!*#%@^!&(@^@*!()&#%@*!!!!!

 

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Working

 

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Fishing

 

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Pregnancy

 

Karma: “You’re really excited…”

 

I’m writing this while tired and trying to saw my left leg off to ease the pain of swim season starting.

 

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Finish writing “A Story of Earth and Death”, which is totally not a ripoff and is definitely my own creation.

 

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OMG WHY IS HE SO ADORABLE!!! Anyways i’m gonna end it here and go amputate my left leg.

An Awful, Awful Legacy 2.0 (Back in Black, AC/DC)

So as some of you may know my laptop’s Harddrive died and being a lowly, unemployed high schooler in capitalist America I can’t go to a data recovery guy. SO WELCOME TO AN AWFUL, AWFUL LEGACY REDUX. (It was only until after this chapter I had free will on medium I’ll change it to high next time.)

 

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So say hello to Karma Arid, a slightly more exotic look than my last founder, no?

“Hello there creator”

And much less snarky…

Karma’s traits: Angler, Good Sense of Humor, Green Thumb, Kleptomaniac, Vegetarian.

Her favorites: Red, Indie Music and tofu something or other.

 

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And here we are annoying the mansion rich people again, yay.

“You don’t seem very enthusiastic.”

I’ve done this once before and couldn’t make it past gen. 1

“Well this time your laptop won’t die I promise!”

If only you could keep that promise you pile of pixels.

 

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And here is your shack with only a bed… enjoy

 

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Did I mention she is magic?  I like making my founder’s witches because then they have slightly more survivability. Since Karma wants to reach level 9 of the science career i’m getting her a job wooo.

 

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GO.AWAY.

“Creator, don’t be rude!”

Wow this is a strange turn of events…a founder who is actually nice.

 

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Here is a shot of her getting a job.

 

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THIS IS LITERALLY ALL SHE DOES IF I LEAVE HER ALONE.

 

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This is her boss I invited him over to see if he is a good spouse….he isn’t…

 

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SO WE GO TO THE BEACH WHERE NO ONE IS IN THEIR SWIM SUIT!!!

 

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The only guy there was…just…no so I went looking for the Frio house….. this is not the Frio house…..GODAMNIT WHERE DO THEY LIVE?!?!

 

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FOUND IT!

 

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Now go romance Connor!

“Ok, I’m sure he’ll be nice!”

You are way too cheery.

 

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Karma: “Hello there, I’m Karma!”

Connor: “They always said Karma was a bitch, they did not say she was cheery.”

I like him.

 

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So basically they just flirted (which is really hard when Connor is Unflirty).

 

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But as Tim Gunn would say…”I made it work”.

Connor: “She’s touching me…”

 

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Even when rejecting her he is adorable.

 

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Sexiest faces ever.

 

Karma & Connor: “HURRDURR!”

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She spent the night but they still aren’t dating…

 

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*Obligatory DAW*

 

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After getting home and showering and working blah blah blah i skipped it sorry. Karma did some underwear gardening

 

Karma: “Ladadee ladadoo”

 

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UM…WELL…what a lovely frock.

 

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So Jared is a Vampire now…I find it hilarious really.

 

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More Daaawwwwss they are dating now.

 

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They then did this I was gonna have them woohoo and get engaged but they both left for work….I’m gonna end it here…sorry if this was lackluster…I’ve been stressed with the family moving into a new house and the laptop crash….i’ll try to make it better next time.